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Behold: The Vibrator That Made Me Delete My Dating Apps

I thought my only viable option for a good, earth-shattering orgasm was meeting someone new. It never once crossed my mind that I could be the one to give it to myself ?until I triedthe Womanizer Premium 2 vibrator. Once I got my hands on this vibrator, I suddenly forgot dating apps existed.

In this article 1About the Vibrator 2Design 3Intensity 4Functionality 5Volume 6Price 7Final Thoughts

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Consider this the fancy car of vibrators: sleek but loaded with fancy amenities. The Womanizer Premium 2 is a clitoral vibrator that simulates the feeling of suction (similar to that of oral sex—really, really good oral sex) using patented air technology. Its suction never even comes in contact with your body, but it delivers powerful pulses to the most sensitive part of our bodies through the head of the toy. Womanizer was the original inventor of Pleasure Air technology that has changed sex toys forever. Those who know, know—it’s a feeling unlike any other sex toy on the market and is the kind of toy I recommend to everyone I know as a sex writer.

And if you like water play, no stress: This vibrator is completely waterproof. It’s also USB rechargeable, so no fiddling with batteries.

Available at our favorite sex toy retailer Lovehoney, this is something you can order discreetly, with no giant dildos or sexy names on the box that’ll scare your grandma when she grabs the mail.

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Design

This vibrator is sexy. While it comes in five colors, the black and midnight blue have my heart. They’re so sleek and look luxe. My BFF said she wouldn’t even put hers away in her toy bin because it’s so nice to look at. It’s also really easy to hold. It’s rare that I go in for one orgasm and put my vibe away, so my arm’s forced to hold a toy down there for a little bit of time. All I’m saying is that I don’t get carpal tunnel flare-ups or hand cramps from holding this, which is a massive win.

Beyond the look of this vibrator, it’s made of silicone and latex and it’s phthalate-free, meaning you don’t have to compromise your skin to use it (as phthalates can cause skin irritation, along with latex if you’re allergic). Silicone is soft and smooth against your skin and is easy to clean with soap and water.

Intensity

With 14 (!) different intensity levels, this little toy is sure to give you a range of orgasms. If you’ve never tried a Pleasure Air toy like this, the only way to describe it is that it feels like the best oral sex of your life—multiplied by a thousand. It’s a feeling unlike anything else that is more likely to give people with vaginas an orgasm than any other kind of vibrator on the market. Heck, you’ll probably even get a few orgasms at a time out of this one (I know I did). Everyone I recommend a sex toy like this to comes back with rave reviews because it feels so good.

There are times when you just don’t feel like having to hold this toy down there and do a bunch of work to get your orgasm. Luckily, this vibrator has “Autopilot, ?a feature that lets you relinquish control at the touch of a button. It’ll automatically switch between intensities to give you a mind-blowing orgasm that you had to do basically zero work for. We love to see it.

Functionality

One of the coolest parts of this vibrator is that it came with two suction heads in different sizes. Not all bodies are the same, so I appreciate that the brand took note to incorporate different options. I tried both, and one was definitely a better fit and feel for my body.

Using this vibrator is easier than pie, TBH. Turn it on, place it on your clit, and you’re on your way to O-ville. A real date could never.

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Volume

This vibrator has a really unique technology in which it only makes noise when the head of the toy comes in contact with your skin. So if you’re moving it from under your pillow to your body, you can turn it on without worrying it’ll wake the neighbors. While it’s sitting against your skin, there is a definite sound, but it’s not a blaring buzz that anyone else in your home would be able to hear unless they were in the same room. I wouldn’t recommend using this during a shared hotel room situation, but you can rest assured that your roommates won’t hear your sesh from the living room.

Price

The price of this vibrator is certainly steep and is genuinely the only thing about this that I’m not obsessed with. However, when I compare it to all the other vibrators in my collection, all the little features add up to make it more than worth the price. Vibrators don’t get any fancier than this, so if you’re willing to drop some cash on yourself (highly recommend it), you won’t be disappointed.

But all isn’t lost if the price scares you a bit. Lovehoney always has deals, even on their best sex toys like this.

Final Thoughts

On the scale of chocolates and flowers to this vibrator, I have my choice for the rest of eternity. There is truly nothing this vibrator can’t do. Some vibrators require a lot of fiddling and tinkering to get your orgasm, but this is simple and refined without skimping on lots of pleasure. If you have a vagina, hit “add to cart ?and thank me later.

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This post is sponsored by Womanizer, but all of the opinions within are those of The Everygirl editorial board.